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But first, THE HORROR. I'm never having kids, but now I'm also never going to the hospital.

Now, the memes. Meme the first:

1. thank the person who tagged you.
2. list 5 random/strange/weird things about you.
3. tag 5 other people.

Thank you, [livejournal.com profile] avalonauggie... you've made my life complete.

1.) I have a tendency to twitch my nose, not unlike a bunny (or the chick from "Bewitched"). I don't know why the hell I do it, but it happens.
2.) I (also) cannot fall asleep on my back. On my side, on my stomach, sometimes sitting up (like in a car), but not on my back.
3.) Holy shit my phone is ringing!!!
4.) I love ginger ale. Love, love, love. It is so freaking good. Like, it has surpassed Cherry Coke.
5.) I think I've done variants of this 5 things meme so many times that I can no longer think of five things that you haven't all heard.

I tag anyone who hasn't done this already.

Meme the second (courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] veronica_rich):

Name your Top 20 List Of Lust, in no particular order. Your neighbor or grade school teacher doesn't count. The list can be male, female or mixed. They can be real life celebrities or characters in a movie or TV show. For example, you might want to gag Mariska Hargitay, while still lusting after Butchy McFabulous Olivia Benson. Tag 5 people on your flist to do this meme.

I'll just keep 'em fictional. Buahahaa. So, in no particular order... the weirdest and dorkiest lust list evar.

01.) Mr. Rochester. His forehead pleases me.
02.) Oh, if only Tumnus wasn't half goat... if all we do is make out, it wouldn't count as bestiality, would it?
03.) Ivan Karamazov. We can return our tickets together!!
04.) Richard Mayhew. So Scottish!
05.) Oliver Wood (as played by Sean Biggerstaff... hurrah for a fusion of highly-suggestive last names!)
06.) Tristan Farnon! Ha!
07.) Paul Iverson (from The Dogs of Babel)... he can make me square eggs in the morning.
08.) Benedick!
09.) Puck!
10.) Will Ladislaw (Middlemarch)
11.) Mirabell (yes, that is a guy's name, apparently... from The Way of the World by William Congreve)
12.) Arthur Dent
13.) Tim (The Office... the British version, which in my happy little world is the ONLY version)
14.) In a temporary lapse into reality... Stephen Colbert!!
15.) In another temporary lapse into historical reality... King Tut. We've all seen the mask. He was hot.
16.) In the same vein as above... Charles Darwin. When he was 22 and on the Galapagos Islands, studying those finches... purr. I'd walk up to him and say, "We both bear the stamp of our lowly origin, baby." And he'd say, "Oooh, I think I'll use that in a book." Then we'd make out behind a tortoise.
17.) Ishmael from Moby Dick. Call me!
18.) Jack from Into the Woods. No explanation necessary.
19.) As long as we're in Musicals territory, add FIYEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOO to ths list.
20.) And Boq. He was cute.

I tag anyone who feels like doing it. No pun intended...

Date: 2006-02-03 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archeok.livejournal.com
Stephen Colbert, really? I mean, funny, but ...really? haha

Date: 2006-02-03 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archeok.livejournal.com
If by hot you mean old and nerdy, then yes....

Date: 2006-02-03 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peachthief.livejournal.com
Stephen Colbert is all man. I'd hit that.

Date: 2006-02-03 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peachthief.livejournal.com
I only lust for Han Solo Harrison.

And Indiana Jones Harrison.

Oh, eff it. I lust for Harrison in every incarnation - other than the Ally McBeal's boyfriend incarnation.

Date: 2006-02-03 05:42 am (UTC)

Date: 2006-02-03 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archeok.livejournal.com
Add Nathaniel Hawthorne, he was really hot as a young man!

Date: 2006-02-03 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archeok.livejournal.com
Nice use of the punishment icon, but you can't tell me what to do!!! I HATE TAG! It's cause I'm rather chubby and slow. I'd always be it.

Date: 2006-02-03 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalonauggie.livejournal.com
that was truly a tale of medical horror. O_O I was afraid to get my wisdom teeth out for fear that the anesthesiologist would screw up and I'd be left semi-conscious and in horribly pain as they did the surgery. *shudder* no good! no good at all!

and #16 cracked me up. I laughed until I cried!

Date: 2006-02-03 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalonauggie.livejournal.com
yeah.....medical mishaps like switched charts are SCAAAARY. that's like up there with alien abduction on my list of top scary things.

Also, I had a strange dream and you were there! it was quite odd!

..and the imagery of making out with Darwin behind a tortoise....TOO FUNNY. Tortoise!

Date: 2006-02-03 10:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalonauggie.livejournal.com
me and some friends went to a mall that was closed, and possibly being robbed by the Italian mafia. and you had a conversation with a guy working in a bookstore that was apparently some broadway guy that you fangirled. XD it was straaaange.

Just give the tortoise like a head of lettuce and he'll stay put for a while.

Date: 2006-02-03 11:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ember-firedrake.livejournal.com
That article disturbed me. And yeah, it does sound like a case of swapped files. Because otherwise, they would have to get her or her husband's (in the event she's incapacitated) consent before chopping off arms and legs. If I have to go to the hospital in the future, I'm tempted to pull a "House" and write in big black permanent marker "NOT THIS LEG", "NOT THIS LEG EITHER" on my limbs.

Date: 2006-02-03 01:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] artfuldodger.livejournal.com
Puck!

Hell yes, Puck's on my inner list too. Sweet Puck.

Date: 2006-02-03 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] spoofmaster
Which Arthur Dent? :p

And that is really horrific. Wouldn't they have to get her consent? WTF? That sort of thing does make me really nervous.

I'll do the memes later, when I get home from work...otherwise I'd probably miss my bus.

Date: 2006-02-03 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravensorea.livejournal.com
King Tut WAS hott! I'm so glad you agree. I mean, I didn't want to bring it up because most people would probably think it was weird to lust after a dead guy.

~B

Date: 2006-02-04 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leo-wolf.livejournal.com
Is it beastiality even though Tumnus is half-human? o__0

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