*dies*

[nobleplatypus]

So someone, I don't know who, took an Apple ad from 1999 and slowed it down, so now it plays like Jeff Goldblum is fantastically drunk. This video made my stomach eat itself in a desperate attempt to contain my mirth.

"It izzofcourse azeazeeaziz alwaysbeen.."

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[damn-tatterhood.livejournal.com]

Baahahahaaa!

I'm actually still in bed (noooo, I don't wanna go to woooork!) but I think I'll get up, if only to revel in a world where Jeff Goldblum can be made to sound like that guy t the end of the bar at three am with little manipulation.

[nobleplatypus]

The way he says "iMovies" almost makes me pee EVERY TIME.

I just mentally tried to prove you wrong by shutting my eyes and thinking of other celebrity Jeffs, but instead I thought, "Jeff uh... Jeff... uh..." and concluded you are right.


Edit: Wait, wait! JEFF DANIELS!

[skund.livejournal.com]

"great stuff" XD

[nobleplatypus]

"And, and now YERRR the purveyor of... YERR the generader of... YERR the author of..."

[ember-firedrake.livejournal.com]

This sounds vaguely like me on my 21st birthday. XD

...but with a deeper Jeff Goldblume man-voice.

[nobleplatypus]

Discussions with spoofmaster have led me to the conclusion that Jeff Goldblum is a drunk Time Lord who, as a side-effect of his drunkenness, is stuck in fast-forward. IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

[ember-firedrake.livejournal.com]

...does that mean that slow-mo Jeff Goldblum is actually sober?

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

I'd assume he's knurd, myself.

[nobleplatypus]

No, that's crazy talk! It means Jeff Goldblum is never sober.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

I have decided that this is reality.

Did you see the eulogy he gave himself on the Colbert Report when he died on Twitter?

[nobleplatypus]

I did! I posted it here, in fact, and thanks to the relative scarcity of public entries, it's now going to look like I'm obsessed with Jeff Goldblum to casual passers-by.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Hah! Well, given some of the obsessions on here, you're doing all right.

God, I laughed so hard at that eulogy. "Wow. I ... I had no idea."

[nobleplatypus]

Yeah, it could be worse. :P

What if someone took the eulogy and slowed it down to half its original speed? o_o

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

That would be AMAZING.