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[nobleplatypus]

Traces of cocaine found on 100% of Irish euros.

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[squid314.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's almost twenty percent more cocaine than on American dollars (http://www.snopes.com/business/money/cocaine.asp).

[nobleplatypus]

At least it's just incredibly trace amounts, or else drug-sniffing dogs would be going crazy all the time.

[megansleevwillo.livejournal.com]

I have twenty Euros in my wallet RIGHT THIS SECOND. Should I sniff the note and see if I get buzzed? Cuz I will. >:)
~Megan~

[nobleplatypus]

Maybe you'd be better off licking them... ;)

[megansleevwillo.livejournal.com]

Hmm...Should I? I'm about to go babysit, so if I show up stoned, I think that might set a bad example...Maybe I could sell my twenty Euros to a co-worker who'd appreciate the art of cocaine and being stoned and all.
~Megan~

[leo-wolf.livejournal.com]

Well, that's depressing.

[nobleplatypus]

It's really not all THAT bad... just that the particles are very fine and stick to the cotton and rub off on other bills.

And now I'm thinking about all the weird ways people use money. I've used dollar bills to clean my flute keys in a pinch on several occasions. XD

[dopplar-fex.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha . . . My family is soooo Irish. I don't think they do cocane though, because they're also very catholic.

[nobleplatypus]

Sounds like my family. ;) I think my mom would have a stroke if she ever found out I was in the same building as a marijuana leaf.

[theworstis0ver.livejournal.com]

You better not come over here anymore then..

[nobleplatypus]

Hey, I said if she ever found out. ;)

[theworstis0ver.livejournal.com]

I'm going to Ireland!

[nobleplatypus]

Hot accents!