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[Poll #764904]

So, there's that. I also have a meme from

cynl:

Pick six fandoms and answer the following questions. Don't look at the questions first.

1. Lost
2. The X-Files
3. Harry Potter
4. LOTR
5. POTC
6. Chronicles of Narnia

1. Who is your favorite character from #2? (The X-Files)
BYERS!!

2. Who is your least favorite character from #4? (LOTR)
Orc #12. That scene-stealing hack.

3. What would a crossover between #1 and #5 include? (Lost/POTC)
HAHAHAHAHA! Well, on their journey to the ends of the earth, Barbossa, Will, Elizabeth, and the rest find themselves on the LOST island! Liz and Kate probably become best friends because they're both pushy and manipulative, and Barbossa shoots Jack.

4. Who is your favorite ship from #6? (Chronicles of Narnia)
Well... seeing as there are precious few canon ships out there... hm. I dunno.

5. If you were to set one person from #3 and one person from #6 on a blind date, who would they be? (HP/CoN)
I'd probably set up Ron and Susan, since he likes 'em bossy.

6. If you could meet one person from #4 and spend the day with them, who would it be, and what would you do? (LOTR)
Pippin and I would RAISE HELL.

7. If you could change one thing about #2's plot line, what would you change? (X-Files)
How about having Mulder not leave for a season?

8. Explain a relationship between two people (not necessarily romantic) from #5, and why you like the relationship between them. (POTC)
Barbossa and his monkey: BFF!

9. If the lead title characters (first name in the credits) from #1 and #3 were both drowning, and you could only save one, who would it be? (Lost/Harry Potter)
No way in HELL would I lift a finger to save St. Jack. I think this is a situation where I'd be of no use: Harry is a wizard and could just apparate himself somewhere else. And if Jack were drowning, the WATERS WOULD PART and he'd just stroll on back to the beach.

10. If you could change the title characters' order in the credits for #4, what order would you choose? (LOTR)
Um... hmm. I think the order's okay as is.

11. If you were able to add a new character, any kind of character you wanted, to the storyline for #6, what would the character be like and what would their role be? (CoN)
My canon-loving friends will kill me if I answer this question.

12. What happens in your favourite episode of show #2? (X-Files)
BAD BLOOD. That is my favorite episode. No further explanations necessary.

13. If you could kill off one of the characters of #1, who would it be and how would you do it? (Lost)
Jack. SLOWLY. Either that, or I'd have Kate die of some jungle disease like malaria and have Jack utterly fail to fix or cure her. But then that would be another woman down, so I think I'll just kill Jack.

14. If you got the chance to visit the set for either show #3 or show #5, which would you choose? (HP/POTC)
Awww, this is HARD! I suppose... nyyyeeehhh... I can't decide between Depp and Davenport, or Every Other British Actor Ever. >_< I guess I'd have to say... POTC. Because they have a monkey.

15. So, I saved the best question for last. If you could date anyone from any of these shows, which show and which person?
Oh, Jebus, I don't want to date any of them! So I'll rephrase the question: If I could have anyone from any of these fandoms show up on my doorstep, wet and bedraggled and in desperate need of my help, who would it be? Norrington. There.

ETA: Oh, for pete's sake, people... STANLEY TUCCI! That guy! :P