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[nobleplatypus]

So I actually did watch LOST tonight. It was iffy. But I decided to give season three one chance to give me one reason to continue watching.

And they gave me William Mapother.

CURSE YOU, LOST. CURSE YOU AND YOUR CLEVER BRINGING BACK OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTER EVER. AND GIVING HIM MAD PLUMBING SKILLZ. YOU BASTARD WRITERS. I HATE YOU.

"It's a work in progress." I squeed, damn it. DAMN IT.

Also, their little village thing? I bet it was a LEPER COLONY. At one time. Before Dharma took it over. I bet you ten bucks.

Also also, that was a damn tiny tank for a dolphin/shark. Not cool. Though Jack walking into the glass was forking priceless. But still. Dolphins need more space than that.

Also, last but not least, I'm getting kind of sick of the pretentious symbolic names. "I'm Juliet. And these are my friends Robert Frost, Benjamin Franklin, and Einstein McWinstonchurchill." Pshaw.

So, do y'all want me to do serious snarky recaps? Because that would require taping so I can rewatch.

And in conclusion: BSG BSG BSG BSG BSG BSG BSG GHEE. TWO DAYS! Unless I have the day wrong. It's Friday, right??