Two Things

One: INTELLIGENT DESIGN IS CREATIONISM IN DRAG, AND WE ALL KNOW IT. No, it does NOT belong in a science classroom, because hey, guess what! IT'S NOT A FUCKING SCIENCE. So here's a thought: instead of bitching and moaning about how the public schools aren't teaching your baybees everything you want them to know about God and Jesus, why don't you TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY for your child's education and READ THEM THE BIBLE YOURSELF. That's what we call BEING A PARENT.

P.S. FUCK OFF.

Two: Chamomile tea + honey = OTP.