Hehehe, thank you. And I didn't even have my hair up! But the security guard was pretty old; maybe his vision was going.
Seriously, it would be so perfect! Once upon a time, the daleks forked up and created a prototype that was all friendly and cheerful and perhaps also pink. Horrified by this--but a little too full of dalek pride to off one of their own--they packed up the Littlest Dalek and jettisoned it in the furthest reaches of deepest space. It floated for years, alone, until some curious passerby freed it from its space crate. Horrified to find a dalek, the curious passerby dumped it right back into space. The Littlest Dalek traveled about, trying to make friends and only getting rejection after violent rejection. Finally, in despair, it sequestered itself on some empty little planet and resigned itself to a life of solitude and grief.
Then the Doctor shows up... perhaps he felt like visiting the planet because it's lonely and empty, just like him. He finds the dalek and is about to get all vengeful on its bumpy metal skirt when it says something really sulky and sad, like, "AND YOU, DOC-TORRR, YOU WILL TRY TO DE-STROY ME? LIKE EVE-RY-ONE EEEEELSE? WHEN ALL I EV-ER WAN-TED WAS TO BE... LOOOOOOVED?!"
Then the Doctor can realize that he's found the only nice dalek in existence, and that it would be a pretty handy thing to have around, and that it might be nice to have a companion that is hard to kill and presumably has a lengthy lifespan. And he can take it into the TARDIS and fiddle with its voice box thing so it doesn't sound so damn annoying. And he could get rid of that Valley Girl inflection, too, so it stops ending every sentence like a question.
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Seriously, it would be so perfect! Once upon a time, the daleks forked up and created a prototype that was all friendly and cheerful and perhaps also pink. Horrified by this--but a little too full of dalek pride to off one of their own--they packed up the Littlest Dalek and jettisoned it in the furthest reaches of deepest space. It floated for years, alone, until some curious passerby freed it from its space crate. Horrified to find a dalek, the curious passerby dumped it right back into space. The Littlest Dalek traveled about, trying to make friends and only getting rejection after violent rejection. Finally, in despair, it sequestered itself on some empty little planet and resigned itself to a life of solitude and grief.
Then the Doctor shows up... perhaps he felt like visiting the planet because it's lonely and empty, just like him. He finds the dalek and is about to get all vengeful on its bumpy metal skirt when it says something really sulky and sad, like, "AND YOU, DOC-TORRR, YOU WILL TRY TO DE-STROY ME? LIKE EVE-RY-ONE EEEEELSE? WHEN ALL I EV-ER WAN-TED WAS TO BE... LOOOOOOVED?!"
Then the Doctor can realize that he's found the only nice dalek in existence, and that it would be a pretty handy thing to have around, and that it might be nice to have a companion that is hard to kill and presumably has a lengthy lifespan. And he can take it into the TARDIS and fiddle with its voice box thing so it doesn't sound so damn annoying. And he could get rid of that Valley Girl inflection, too, so it stops ending every sentence like a question.